[ Fun ] Don't drink SO much

  

[ Fun ] IQ test for blonds

Actually for everyone...and remember, you need a result of at least 5/7 to clain that you are not blond.

http://www.gngnet.gr/stuff/blondes/

[ Fun ] A wild ceremony

A young preacher is giving his first ceremony. Afterwards the old preature shares with him his "recommendations":

- Look, it was a good ceremony, but:

 

1. I told you to put a bit of vodka in the water, not the other way around

2. In that glass of water, you don't put neither ice, nor lemon

3. From that glass of water, you were supposed to take small sips, not dring it at once

4. You cannot wipe your mouth with your robe

5. The commendments are 10, not 12

6. The apostols are 12, not 10

7. You cannot use the bible as support for the glass

8. when you talk about the cross, you cannot say: the big "T" on top of the altar

9. Jesus and the apostols are not "The son and his gang"

10. Judas is not a "dirty bastard"

11. It's not nice to call the Pope the "Godfather"

12. Magdalene was a sinner, not a hore

13. The initiative to invite the public to applaude was good. but it was too much to invite them to dance Macarena, to make the "train" and invite sister Daniele to streap tease

14. The holy water is for blessing, not to cool your neck

15. the small box is for confessions, not the toilet

16. The holy bread is to be given without Nutella

17. The guy on the cross is Jesus, not Che Guevara

18. See that you always have underwear, and , when it's hot, avoid making air with your robe

19. The ceremony lasts for 1 hour, not 2 halves, 45 minutes each